Yeah, hon.

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popculturebrain: We Made You Some ‘Arrested Development’ Emoji...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:20:27 -0400

popculturebrain:

We Made You Some ‘Arrested Development’ Emoji | Vulture

americanfag: Bandz A Make Her Dance - Juicy J (by Brianna...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:46:30 -0400

americanfag:

Bandz A Make Her Dance - Juicy J (by Brianna Sillence)

sarahlcomics: Sometimes my comics end up in random Buzzfeed...

Tue, 21 May 2013 13:41:27 -0400

sarahlcomics:

Sometimes my comics end up in random Buzzfeed listicles. This is how I imagine they get written.

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brooklynmutt: Hat tip to this headline writer. “The 210...

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:54:13 -0400

brooklynmutt:

Hat tip to this headline writer.

“The 210 is going to be jammed.”

ikenbot:

Sat, 18 May 2013 02:48:31 -0400

ikenbot:

mattbelly: the creepiest cats of ok cupid

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:42:32 -0400

mattbelly:

the creepiest cats of ok cupid

canadianslut: I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

Fri, 17 May 2013 18:41:22 -0400

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this

Chocolate bullets sound amazing.

Thu, 16 May 2013 15:33:50 -0400

Chocolate bullets sound amazing.

popculturebrain: This ‘Inside Amy Schumer’ sketch. Watch it. As...

Wed, 15 May 2013 20:23:15 -0400

popculturebrain:

This ‘Inside Amy Schumer’ sketch. Watch it.

As Pete Holmes would say, “laser accuracy.”

(by comedycentral)

wnycradiolab: stufftoblowyourmind: Excellent anatomical...

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:38:00 -0400

wnycradiolab:

stufftoblowyourmind:

Excellent anatomical quilling art by Sarah Yakawonis.

Love this kind of stuff.

buzzfeed: “I didn’t read the book.”

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:36:12 -0400

buzzfeed:

“I didn’t read the book.”

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Police: Assault prompted by 'too many pickles' - News

Mon, 13 May 2013 12:29:18 -0400

Police: Assault prompted by 'too many pickles' - News

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nprfreshair: Sometimes you just want to read something funny....

Sat, 11 May 2013 00:30:01 -0400

nprfreshair:

Sometimes you just want to read something funny. Which is what this piece “I Tried Gwyneth Paltrow’s Diet” by Rebecca Harrington over at New York Magazine is. It’s not another run-of-the-mill making-fun-of-Gwyneth’s-expensive-savior-complex piece because, while Harrington has a sense of humor, she also has a genuine appreciation for the recipes and food and for the fact that Gwyneth is sharing them. Heidi and I both want to hang out with Harrington:

While making the meatballs, however, I can tell something is up. No. 1: They are green (they are made of arugula and turkey). No. 2: I can’t put them in tomato sauce because I have eliminated tomatoes from my diet. Instead, I am serving them with a broccoli soup that tastes mostly like water. What is going on? Yesterday was so amazing! When my guests arrive and I feed them the meatballs, I can tell that they hate them. One of them pulls out a huge bag of chips and starts eating them in front of me. Another one leaves to “actually eat dinner.” I am about to have a panic attack when I suddenly remember when Gwyneth went to a dinner party in America and someone asked her what kind of jeans she was wearing and she thought to herself, “I have to get back to Europe.” America is the worst. I say nothing about anyone’s jeans, even though I was literally just going to ask everyone about their jeans.

Image via Neurotic New Yorker

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chrisafer: The Dalai Lama came to the University of Maryland...

Tue, 07 May 2013 23:21:39 -0400

chrisafer:

The Dalai Lama came to the University of Maryland today. I hope he met with the angry ex-sorority girl.